GA Firing Line

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

Rabbit2047

NOT Joe Exotic, Ted Nugent, or Joe Dirt
Kalash Klub
Jan 3, 2020
13,450
77,648
113
Statham, GA

Fast306stang

Black Bear under anesthesia
Site Supporter
Kalash Klub
Jul 1, 2015
18,091
98,514
113
Zip code
31028
I woke up years ago to Fatalbert barking at the window, I saw someone with a flashlight snooping around my backyard. Grabbed my shotgun and was fixing to open the backdoor and confront the asshole right when I heard sheriff's banging on the front door announcing themselves.

They were there at 3am to serve a warrant on my girlfriend for failure to appear for a speeding ticket. Neither of us had any record whatsoever. She simply forgot because her epileptic son was having severe life threatening seizures several times a week and it was a lot to deal with.

I always wonder who would have won the gun fight if I had opened that backdoor. I hope I would have atleast put buckshot in the face of that fat bastard in my backyard before the three at the front door gunned down me a Fatalbert.

3am warrant for a fucking speeding ticket. Makes my blood boil.