Public toilets?

[Fast306stang]

This is one of those mornings you wake up at 5am after drinking A whole fifth and you’re like “Well shit I feel better than I thought I would sweet!” But by the 11am the world won’t stop spinning and your clothes are soaked from hot flashes

I actually feel great. I'm gonna get something to eat and go to work late i think.

 

[Tedkennedy]

I'll be happy to come out there and "fix your icemaker".

Is that what it's called these days? Used to be called "Rotating the tires" and "Doing the laundry"...

I had a buddy in high school - he went to VICA (vo-tech) in our junior and senior years. His dad was an appliance repairman, and apparently Chuck was a good one, too. He went right to work after high school, full time, company van etc....

Dude said he banged so many housewives he thought his dick would fall off. This guy was the smoothest talker you ever met - he always got the chicks, so I don't doubt him for a minute. Crazy dude.

 

[Tedkennedy]

I actually feel great. I'm gonna get something to eat and go to work late i think.

Menudo and watermelon.

 

[KhyberPass]

I actually feel great. I'm gonna get something to eat and go to work late i think.

You had work today!? Savage AF

 

[Tedkennedy]

@Fast306stang

Menudo is full of vitamins you flushed out last night. (that why Mexicans eat it on weekend mornings)
Watermelon - more vitamins, carbs, water.

I'm not a drunk anymore, but I know a little bit about it.

 

[AC-130 Above]

Great. I’m gone for 8 hrs and you boys are pointing guns at y’all’s crotch.... mama tried

First thing I remember knowing, was a lonesome whistle blowing at a youngins dream just growin up to ride. Somethin like that

 

[AC-130 Above]

I'm finished drinking. I allllllmost killed that 5th and then that 5th tried to kill me.

I woke up in the bathtub covered in puke and didn't care bc it felt good bc i was cold and it was warm. And I wanted to die.

But me and @MrsFast306stang had a good talk (I think?) about things that I've been holding in i guess. Not about her, about life things that I struggle with some days.

I feel good today, but I still smell like puke. Would have been funny if @Jds556762 or @mark23 would have answered their phones lol...I've never talked to @mark23 before. So no pictures and no voice to put with a name lmao...

.

Too much of anything is bad for you

 

[T_Max]

I actually feel great. I'm gonna get something to eat and go to work late i think.

Make my head hurt just reading this

 

[Fast306stang]

Menudo and watermelon.

I'll have the watermelon and take your word on the other LMAO

 

[KhyberPass]

Too much of anything is bad for you

Especially Dr Pepper

 

[T_Max]

I'll have the watermelon and take your word on the other LMAO

Damn brother I’m glad your ok, that was some day drinking at its best.

 

[Jstegman1]

Morning SET. Damn it's early

 

[Fast306stang]

Anybody know where I can find a teardrop Forward Assist for cheap/reasonable?

You want a legit one or a reproduction? JSE has the reproduction ones for cheap.

 

[2Glocks]

Moanin dudes

 

[Fast306stang]

I told her too, if I don’t get this he’ll be dead by the time we’re finished eating

I swear, this is the funniest thing I'll ever read

 

[Fast306stang]

Damn brother I’m glad your ok, that was some day drinking at its best.

Thanks man!

Yeah, I had no intent on things getting out of hand like that......

@Jds556762 called it. I don't feel terrible but I don't feel as good as I did when I first woke up...

 

[T_Max]

Thanks man!

Yeah, I had no intent on things getting out of hand like that......

@Jds556762 called it. I don't feel terrible but I don't feel as good as I did when I first woke up...

No way in hell would I think about going to work. Eat a good meal and take a nap

 

[Fast306stang]

I had a couple handles of Evan Williams and Coconut rum. I told Julie last night to pour them out. They were gone when I got up this morning...

I told her if she would have taken me for Mexican food and margaritas last night like I wanted, that none of this would have happened. *teehee*

Think she'll take me tonight?

She's a good sport, she takes my ribbing well. I definitely married up and I need to do better about letting her know that.

 

[Fast306stang]

No way in hell would I think about going to work. Eat a good meal and take a nap

No hangover. I just feel a little weak and my stomach hurts a little, probably sore from heaving lol. I'm glad it's Friday though, I'm gonna take it easy when I get home.

 

[2Glocks]

Proof that @Jds556762 is living in the song "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana.

Some lyrics from that song:

• "Load up on guns, bring your friends"
• "With the lights out, it's less dangerous"
• "Oh no, I know a dirty word"
• "Our little group has always been, and always will until the end"