So the glass company for the old house-I'm having a cracked window replaced-has ordered the wrong size window 2 times now.  I call them today and they tell me they just ordered the window on the 1st of Oct.  I said what took so long to order it?  She said well, they just came out to the house on the 29th.  I couldn't argue but it didn't sound right.  So after I hung up, I checked my calendar and they came out on the 21st, which is what I originally told her before she corrected me.
These fuckers keep this shit up, and I'm gonna have to borrow 
@Jds556762's NODS.  I swear.  SMDH again!