Public toilets?

[Shemp]

According to a $400 hourly rate set by @mark23 that comes out to just under 3 minutes. Since billing is typically done in 6 minute increments, it wouldn't meet the threshold required for completing a task. That means you get zero and I'll take your $19.82... at least that's how it probably works in private practice.

I'm prohibited from taking you $19.82 as a matter of law, so you could probably just use it to buy Tchibo Gold and dino nuggies instead.

Pro se litigant it is then

 

[Shemp]

I can get you a good deal on one if you're serious. One of my best friend's mom owns a hobby shop.

I half am. Those bitches are like 450 new...kinda insane lol

 

[3x]

This would probably work anywhere else...

You do remember where I work???

I'm just a lowly government employee

 

[3x]

Lemme download a call recorder app real quick. PM me payment info.

dick pics sent

 

[Shemp]

I'm just a lowly government employee

How much was your holiday prize from Kaseem, or whomever is your equivalent?

 

[Jake]

I half am. Those bitches are like 450 new...kinda insane lol

My buddy has one. They are pretty sweet.

 

[3x]

Pro se litigant it is then

That's not always a bad thing.

 

[Shemp]

That's not always a bad thing.

Most judges seem to think it is

 

[Shemp]

My buddy has one. They are pretty sweet.

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Damnit that is awesome

How much of a discount you think itd be?

 

[EugenFJR]

I got $19.82 , how much of a retainer does that get me?

Just enough time for the lawyer to say "I'll be needing more money..."

 

[EugenFJR]

You can give me $19.82 and I'll breathe heavily into the phone for 20 minutes.

PM me your number!

 

[3x]

How much was your holiday prize from Kaseem, or whomever is your equivalent?

Never heard of her

 

[Knight]

 

[3x]

Most judges seem to think it is

Not the ones I have come across, at least at the magistrate level.

 

[Jake]

Damnit that is awesome

How much of a discount you think itd be?

I'll shoot him a text. What model were you looking at again?

 

[3x]

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why u getting all back on topic and shit?

 

[Shemp]

I'll shoot him a text. What model were you looking at again?

This, but yellow

https://www.amazon.com/Traxxas-Scale-Crawler-2-4GHz-Silver/dp/B072FNYW6W/ref=asc_df_B072FNYW6W/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312184153387&hvpos=1o4&hvnetw=g&hvrand=7158499912891270168&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9010837&hvtargid=pla-377352068765&psc=1

 

[Shemp]

why u getting all back on topic and shit?

I object

 

[Jake]

This, but yellow

https://www.amazon.com/Traxxas-Scale-Crawler-2-4GHz-Silver/dp/B072FNYW6W/ref=asc_df_B072FNYW6W/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312184153387&hvpos=1o4&hvnetw=g&hvrand=7158499912891270168&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9010837&hvtargid=pla-377352068765&psc=1

Just sent him a text. Hell, he might even sell you his. He's trying to open his own mechanic shop right now so he's letting go of a bunch of stuff. His is red though.

 

[3x]

I object

to what