Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

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Fast306stang

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Yeah, but they're aquatic weeds....

My homie wants to build a 125-150 gallon pond in his yard. I told him that the only way I'm helping is if it houses a snapping turtle ...
A regular snapping turtle or an alligator snapping turtle?

This guy i saved from getting run over was NOT appreciative AT ALL.

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AirOpsMgr

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He wasn't a box and he wasn't a slider, and he was mean AF
Looks like a yellow bellied slider, but hard to tell without seeing his neck, maybe a river cooter.

I moved a river cooter out of the road and back down toward a stream near my house, was probably 11" long and about 10lbs, pissed like a race horse all over my feet as I picked him up.
 

Fast306stang

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Looks like a yellow bellied slider, but hard to tell without seeing his neck, maybe a river cooter.

I moved a river cooter out of the road and back down toward a stream near my house, was probably 11" long and about 10lbs, pissed like a race horse all over my feet as I picked him up.

I saved a box turtle once and he shit all over the front of my shirt once I got back in the truck. I had to rinse my shirt in the bathroom sink at the next stop
 

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Looks like a yellow bellied slider, but hard to tell without seeing his neck, maybe a river cooter.

I moved a river cooter out of the road and back down toward a stream near my house, was probably 11" long and about 10lbs, pissed like a race horse all over my feet as I picked him up.
I saved a box turtle once and he shit all over the front of my shirt once I got back in the truck. I had to rinse my shirt in the bathroom sink at the next stop

Fuck saving a turtle. You got yourself into this mess, you get yourself out.