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Agreed.While the US dithers & the MSM argue about Covid, brush fires keep spreading. When the election is finally called, most Americans are going to be stunned that "defunding the police" & Confederate statues are suddenly replaced with major conflicts they've never been told about on their TV.
Nagorno-Karabakh: Villagers burn their homes ahead of peace deal
Residents of Kalbajar district raze properties before deadline for disputed territory to be returned to Azerbaijanwww.theguardian.com
Nagorno-Karabakh: Villagers burn their homes ahead of peace deal
Residents of Kalbajar district raze properties before deadline for disputed territory to be returned to Azerbaijan
And suddenly all the breakfast photos will come to a stop here, while the majority will scratch their heads in disbelief that Biden won the steal and is our new Demander and Theif.
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Blue bio balls
Hurt me, but make me feel gay at the same time
Blue bio balls
Hurt me, but make me feel gay at the same time
Thanks @DeanMoriarty for the pup tip.
OMG. Right now I don’t want to live in the same ZIP CODE as the Ex.
I was just trying (unsuccessfully) to be funny.
Been a fun weekend. Always better than the dirt nap.
You need reading glasses like @KERTWOOD
@Axeman there's a house for sale in Lawrenceville that I know of.
^^^^^^^^^THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE IMPERATIVE
Tempting, but I swore I would never go back to Gwinnett.
I’m trying to be further away from people who annoy me, not move into the belly of the beast!!!
I don’t know how you could stand that area, unless the comparative hell of ITP made it seem like a paradise.
Fuck, I’m all negative and shitty right now.
I wonder why....(4 hours of sleep and more aggravation today might be a clue).
Must’ve gotten laid...
I’m grumpy as hell.
But I know I’ll dig my way to the sunshine eventually.
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The story of the little bird:
A little bird sat in its nest, shivering. It was cold out, and he hadn’t learned to fly yet, and he was all alone. He cursed his luck for being in such a situation.
Suddenly a frigid gust of wind knocked the nest from the tree, and the little bird fell to the ground. Although momentarily stunned, he was relatively unhurt.
But now the nest had been blown away, and he had no relief from the wind. Also, the cold hard ground made him shiver even more. Through his nearly frozen beak he cursed again, using words that were terribly foul.
Just then a looming shadow appeared in the form of a cow.
The cow, munching on the grass she was seeking amidst the frosty landscape, was completely unaware of the little bird’s existence, or his terrible plight. She ambled along, and as she did, she dropped a pile of shit.
Right on top of the little bird.
The bird was now absolutely enraged. He was freezing to death, unable to fly, and suddenly covered in shit.
He cursed even more, calling upon unimaginable vocabulary skills for one so small and relatively sheltered.
And as he swore, he had a sudden realization; He wasn’t cold anymore.
The pile of shit was WARM! And it provided a break from the wind! This was far better than even being in his nest, high up in a shaky tree!
His mood brightened by his near miss with death, the little bird forgot his anger.
He was so happy, he even began to sing.
A nearby cat heard the bird singing, dug him out of the manure, and ate him.
Morals of the story:
Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who digs you out of shit is your friend.
When you’re covered in shit, keep your mouth shut.
A little bird sat in its nest, shivering. It was cold out, and he hadn’t learned to fly yet, and he was all alone. He cursed his luck for being in such a situation.
Suddenly a frigid gust of wind knocked the nest from the tree, and the little bird fell to the ground. Although momentarily stunned, he was relatively unhurt.
But now the nest had been blown away, and he had no relief from the wind. Also, the cold hard ground made him shiver even more. Through his nearly frozen beak he cursed again, using words that were terribly foul.
Just then a looming shadow appeared in the form of a cow.
The cow, munching on the grass she was seeking amidst the frosty landscape, was completely unaware of the little bird’s existence, or his terrible plight. She ambled along, and as she did, she dropped a pile of shit.
Right on top of the little bird.
The bird was now absolutely enraged. He was freezing to death, unable to fly, and suddenly covered in shit.
He cursed even more, calling upon unimaginable vocabulary skills for one so small and relatively sheltered.
And as he swore, he had a sudden realization; He wasn’t cold anymore.
The pile of shit was WARM! And it provided a break from the wind! This was far better than even being in his nest, high up in a shaky tree!
His mood brightened by his near miss with death, the little bird forgot his anger.
He was so happy, he even began to sing.
A nearby cat heard the bird singing, dug him out of the manure, and ate him.
Morals of the story:
Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who digs you out of shit is your friend.
When you’re covered in shit, keep your mouth shut.
If I was your Secret Santa, I'd give you a huge stack of paper plates, and plastic utensils.
