Faktory 47

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

KhyberPass

Vaginal wart inspector
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We’ll figure it out tomorrow. I ain’t too worried about it either way just the old lady was asking me to find a way where I don’t end up in jail. I was running out of options lol. Got work tomorrow though so I’m gonna go dream about the days you could throw down in a parking lot for 5-10 minutes without going to jail for 2 years lol
 

Fast306stang

Black Bear under anesthesia
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Gonna need a big favor from some boys near by not this Friday but next. Got into some heated shit. Real heated. With my step daughters biological father because he was taking shit about her being stupid and irresponsible for having my kid with me and General shit talk on Penelope.

Needless to say I picked up the phone when he called and let that fucking ass have it

he’s gonna be coming back into my complex in 2 Friday’s to “see me and conversate” in public because I was giving him that good shit talk. No threats but he’s talking like he wants some smoke.

May boy just got tagged with an assault and battery and lost his GCW rights
Over a fist fight. Lost all his shit. Y’all know ima be packing a gun when dude shows up because I pack a gun everyday.

I was thinking it may be more of a deterrent if I could have a few pipe bending mother fuckers sitting with me on the back of their trucks in the parking lot maybe with some masks on (you know for Covid) when this dude shows up to try and start some shit

If I stomp this dude out he’s the type of bitch to press charges
If he came flashing I’m the type of the dude to drop a mother fucker dead

trying to find the best way to get the “ we don’t fuck around “ message without even having to say a word when he shows. Just a nice gathering of tatted up hooligans keeping the hood clean

Sounds to me like he was wanting her back and in his mind, the new baby puts a hurt on his plans. Maybe in 2 weeks he will have changed his tune.

Also, if I have a problem with someone, I'm not going to say, "See you in 2 weeks!"

So I'm not down playing it, you know the guy...is he all talk? He should also take into consideration who he's (trying to) deal with. If he's sized you up and smart about it, he may have 2nd thoughts.
 

Jstegman1

Clown Baby
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It's the only drunk I've been where I actually lost motor skills. Not fun for me. But that was on real red wine. Completely different from hammering a couple bottles of Boone's Farm, which I like to do on occasion.

Boone's Farm? We doing Strawberry Hill?

I got my pinky out. I'm a classy bitch. This that New Zealand shit
 

Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
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I’m available....I’m about to open the “One Style Only” haircut shop at the kitchen table. “Don’t tell me how you want it....I already know how you gonna get it” is our business model. In and out In 5 minutes.

I gave myself a haircut today. Turned out pretty well.
Wanna see a picture?







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