Public toilets?

[Tedkennedy]

I need Fatalbert to cote the slide whenever it shows up

You should probably specify what you want it coated with.

Jus sayin'.

 

[Axeman]

I know what you're saying and you're correct. But it doesn't feel right and I wouldn't feel good about getting it through this channel.

Tough part here is that you might burn that bridge for the future - even when you truly did earn it.

 

[Shemp]

You should probably specify what you want it coated with.

Jus sayin'.

I live dangerously

 

[Shemp]

Tough part here is that you might burn that bridge for the future - even when you truly did earn it.

Bingo


Because now you're telling the boss man you think hes a shitty boss that plays favorites, whether it's TRUE or not nobody wants to hear that

 

[KhyberPass]

No shit really?

Fo real lol they loaned me like 1700.00 and only charged me 120.00 to borrow it if I paid it back in 30 or 45 days. So I did. I’ve got friends who woulda wanted more than that to borrow 1700.00

paid em off, got a 15.00 gift card, they had my title back to me in less than 2 weeks and check on me every 6 months to see if there’s anything else they can help me with

Lol I love those dudes.

 

[Shemp]

Fuck I shouldnt spend Ruger 5.7 money on a Traxxis TRX 4 remote control land rover

 

[Shemp]

Fo real lol they loaned me like 1700.00 and only charged me 120.00 to borrow it if I paid it back in 30 or 45 days. So I did. I’ve got friends who woulda wanted more than that to borrow 1700.00

paid em off, got a 15.00 gift card, they had my title back to me in less than 2 weeks and check on me every 6 months to see if there’s anything else they can help me with

Lol I love those dudes.

Shit...how much you need? I only charge 5%

 

[Balthaz]

Fo real lol they loaned me like 1700.00 and only charged me 120.00 to borrow it if I paid it back in 30 or 45 days. So I did. I’ve got friends who woulda wanted more than that to borrow 1700.00

paid em off, got a 15.00 gift card, they had my title back to me in less than 2 weeks and check on me every 6 months to see if there’s anything else they can help me with

Lol I love those dudes.

Not to bad so color me surprised.

 

[Knight]

Is 80 shipped for these two mags out of line? I don’t know much about 545

 

[Fast306stang]

Are you related to him? If not, them it's not nepotism.

I'm not related, I guess I got my terminology crossed lol

 

[Jake]

I got $19.82 , how much of a retainer does that get me?

In my experience, one 20 minute phone call with their paralegal.

 

[3x]

I got $19.82 , how much of a retainer does that get me?

According to a $400 hourly rate set by @mark23 that comes out to just under 3 minutes. Since billing is typically done in 6 minute increments, it wouldn't meet the threshold required for completing a task. That means you get zero and I'll take your $19.82... at least that's how it probably works in private practice.

I'm prohibited from taking you $19.82 as a matter of law, so you could probably just use it to buy Tchibo Gold and dino nuggies instead.

 

[3x]

In my experience, one 20 minute phone call with their paralegal.

You can give me $19.82 and I'll breathe heavily into the phone for 20 minutes.

 

[mark23]

Fuck I shouldnt spend Ruger 5.7 money on a Traxxis TRX 4 remote control land rover

We got my son a Traxxas Rustler. It's the slow one and it still hauls.

 

[Jake]

Fuck I shouldnt spend Ruger 5.7 money on a Traxxis TRX 4 remote control land rover

I can get you a good deal on one if you're serious. One of my best friend's mom owns a hobby shop.

 

[3x]

I'm not related, I guess I got my terminology crossed lol

Then you good bruh

 

[Jake]

You can give me $19.82 and I'll breathe heavily into the phone for 20 minutes.

I'll only need about 1:22 for that. Can I spread it out over multiple phone calls?

 

[Fast306stang]

There's nothing wrong with networking. It's an essential career advancement skill that takes time and attention to develop.

I had something in mind like
Take the entire hour lunch you're entitled to taking and make the effort to talk to people outside of your department or agency. Learn about collaborative opportunities and build professional relationships instead of just billing out as many hours as possible (because that's not how the org is structured). Show up to the retirement parties and make nice with folks. If you interview for an opportunity elsewhere, knowing that one person in the org and getting practical advice can put the opportunity in perspective and help you put your best self forward when it counts most.

I'm not suggesting anything like going in and lying about qualifications or desires. Even selfishly, that makes no sense because it implies that it's not an opportunity that provides satisfaction/longevity when a candidate lies to get an offer. That's called dishonesty, not taking advantage of available opportunities.

This would probably work anywhere else...

You do remember where I work???

 

[3x]

I'll only need about 1:22 for that. Can I spread it out over multiple phone calls?

It can be divided into 6 minute increments

 

[Jake]

It can be divided into 6 minute increments

Lemme download a call recorder app real quick. PM me payment info.