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Shemp

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i do wear tighter jeans. Kinda between the skinny and cowboy styles.

I also go up an inch or two though in all pants for a gun

Ah...well skinny jeans might pose a problem....I've never worn them so I don't know. Maybe belt removal is necessary then...
 

Leshaire

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Ah...well skinny jeans might pose a problem....I've never worn them so I don't know. Maybe belt removal is necessary then...
I mean the crotch area isnt really smaller I dont think, just a closer fit to my legs. theyre not "skinny" jeans necessarily, just "fitting" I guess. I hate baggy clothes.

i will test yalls theory tonight. I dont carry at work unfortunately. these office folk are scared of guns and say we cant have them here...
 

Shemp

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I mean the crotch area isnt really smaller I dont think, just a closer fit to my legs. theyre not "skinny" jeans necessarily, just "fitting" I guess. I hate baggy clothes.

i will test yalls theory tonight. I dont carry at work unfortunately. these office folk are scared of guns and say we cant have them here...

That sucks...I've got 3 guns with me at work and have been known to bring rifles in from time to time...
 
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Laufen

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Unbutton and unzipper
Provide tension to hold the gun tight against my waist by pulling the right side of of my jeans ( I carry at 4 0'clock)
Take a piss.
 

Leshaire

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Unbutton and unzipper
Provide tension to hold the gun tight against my waist by pulling the right side of of my jeans ( I carry at 4 0'clock)
Take a piss.
this makes a little more sense to unbutton as well.
 

Thenut

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if im surrounded by people

i drop my pants, face them, both middle fingers up high and proceed to urinate whilest shuffling backwards
 
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if im surrounded by people

i drop my pants, face them, both middle fingers up high and proceed to urinate whilest shuffling backwards

nice...the old Arthur Sinclair move
 

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I am glad I am not the only one who has the bass awkward problem of open pant peeing. I cannot remember when it started. I have been wearing boxer briefs for years. It is not that I am a germaphobe but something about digging around for your Johnson to take a Piss is not quite as nice as opening up your britches and pulling down your underwear and letting it fly! I simply hold my pants and belt with my hands (which helps hide my appendix carry and also allows hands free urination. When finished simply use left hand to slide underwear back.into place and redo britches. Of course there are those guys that just love to touch their junk more that do it the other way
 
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Thenut

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Right? Sometimes I look at these old dudes with their inappropriately loud racist comments and I just think to myself "I can't wait until I'm old and just don't give a fuck anymore."
to be able to truly speak what is on my mind........ohhh man, i see so many pissed off people in my future (if i live that long lol)