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Football is for rapists.

Touché

Why?

Meal spec just made my day.

Two cans of gun lube and a handy applicator.

Smells like a blooming bradford pear tree. It's wonderful.

I've been greasing guns with my baby batter for decades bro. You're late to the party. Literally...

This doesn't surprise me at all. There's no miracle products out there when it comes to oil. I've got some CLP, some Ballistol and some Rem oil. I don't know how in the hell you could go wrong with proper maintenance using either of those. If an oil can protect your engine for thousands of...

When they said Crisco I immediately thought of the big tub of lard. I was thinking "why in the hell would you even try that?"

I used to play a lot, now I have kids and no friends.

If I had to guess I'd say it's similar to an exhaust wrap.

You better be careful, some of these nuts around here are bound to be aroused by your vivid description.

You never give your push mower a reach around. Everybody knows that.

That's nice and all, but um, how am I supposed to cook my bacon with that one?

Pisses me off that these fools can make a 50% profit tax free when those of us running legitimate businesses bust our asses for nowhere near that. But then again, I guess I don't have to worry about ending up in prison for selling a paint job to an undercover detective.

Except maybe that I'm not at all surprised. http://downtrend.com/robertgehl/naacp-president-arrested-for-selling-cocaine

I had a dream last night that my safe was cut open and ALL my shit was gone. That was a crappy feeling until I was awake enough to realize it was a dream,.

Satellite internet is roughly the equivalent of dial-up.

Is that Tebow?? I don't get it. Are you saying baseball is gay?