- Jul 1, 2015
- 18,091
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Once is enough for my lifetime lol
I drank 3 bottles of port and shit on the carpet once too. So I've gotten that out of the way.
Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3
- Thread starter KhyberPass
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Once is enough for my lifetime lol
I drank 3 bottles of port and shit on the carpet once too. So I've gotten that out of the way.
- Jul 1, 2015
- 18,091
- 98,514
- 113
- Zip code
- 31028
I think my 65 year old waitress is hitting on me
- Jul 1, 2015
- 18,091
- 98,514
- 113
- Zip code
- 31028
It’s good to have life goals.
Well, you're eating dinner at 5pm, she probably thinks you're a spry looking 67 year old
- Jul 1, 2015
- 18,091
- 98,514
- 113
- Zip code
- 31028
She perked right up when she asked how many and I replied, "Just me"
- Jul 1, 2015
- 18,091
- 98,514
- 113
- Zip code
- 31028
That's the second most retarded piece of shit I've seen today. It'd be the first if I hadn't looked in the mirror
- Jul 1, 2015
- 18,091
- 98,514
- 113
- Zip code
- 31028
Well I must be at the right place since they're playing Chumbawumba on the PA
- Jul 1, 2015
- 18,091
- 98,514
- 113
- Zip code
- 31028
Next song
Come my lady
Come-come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Come my lady
Come-come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Come my lady
Come-come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Come my lady
Come-come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
- Jul 1, 2015
- 18,091
- 98,514
- 113
- Zip code
- 31028
In the time of Chimpanzees I spanked my monkey...
They're playing "tub-thumpin" for you lmaoooooooooo
- Jul 1, 2015
- 18,091
- 98,514
- 113
- Zip code
- 31028
Butane in my veins and mouth I kept it chunky
- Jul 1, 2015
- 18,091
- 98,514
- 113
- Zip code
- 31028