I was having some hellacious stomach pains and went to the hospital. Doctor ordered a colonoscopy for the next morning and I was admitted. After I drunk the crap they give you, I took a couple of pain pills and passed out. Woke up an hour later to a wet fart. I dropped my drawers and proceeded towards the bathroom. Half way there my ass decided it was a machine gun and proceeds to lay down enough ordinance to kill every man, woman and child in North Korea. I wound up getting a new room, but still can't look the people that work at that hospital in the eye to this day
I secretly like The Notebook.
Oh, another thing, I've never learned when to stop asking women with a belly how far along they are.
Oh, another thing, I've never learned when to stop asking women with a belly how far along they are.
Not exactly what I was imagining based on your previous post. It rhymes with 3may.
Can't post a picture but I have "ACETOMINIPHEN" tattooed on my schlong!
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liar......you know they only had enough room for ACE, hence your nickname with the ladies....
