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Howard Law
  1. Axeman

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Troooffff!!!
  2. Axeman

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Shit, I guess I’m lower on the ladder than you, because I didn’t even check the calendar!!
  3. Axeman

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    What’s wrong with finger fucking??? I think you need to take some classes from @1776 on this issue.
  4. Axeman

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Oh! That’s not really a holiday for people who actually work for a living.
  5. Axeman

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Wrong on all counts. He had been having an affair with the guy who calls the names on the other end of the food line, and they’re having an argument, so the register guy is trying to make it difficult and embarrassing for the other guy to pronounce names so he’ll get in trouble. Gay guys...
  6. Axeman

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Lucky. I get to retire in another 3748693972 years
  7. Axeman

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    There’s a holiday this weekend????
  8. Axeman

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    I built this yesterday…installed it in a multi-million dollar house near Jasper
  9. Axeman

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Our tax dollars hard at work…
  10. Axeman

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Do ya need me to chop your wood?
  11. Axeman

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Wut??
  12. Axeman

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    How much for a Blem Snek lower?
  13. Axeman

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Needs more sugar, so drop some jelly in your beer!
  14. Axeman

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Bread is mostly air. So then Coors is basically water and air? sounds about right.
  15. Axeman

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    And that beer is mostly water anyway?
  16. Axeman

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Breakfast of the soon to be deceased!
  17. Axeman

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Well, after you buy all those expensive foreign cars and then spend all your time fixing them and buying parts for them….. You’d be better off having an expensive girlfriend.