Just don't whack off while you're pooping. I learned tonight that it's like wafting the shit right out of the toilet, and also you're not sure whether you're about to cum or you're gonna pee a little bit.
I normally just skip to the last page if I'm too far behind but I was only 3 pages behind and had to take a massive shit so I decided to read all 3 pages. I wasn't disappointed...in fact, I'm slightly aroused.
I have a house full of kids right now and they have no chill. They've literally been going non-stop since they got here at noon and they aren't slowing down. Send help.