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I manage.

Well, butt sex day was yesterday. Now you gotta wait another week.

Well, you’re 23, so...

No, never seen anyone truly in respiratory distress. That’s what I was wondering.

I gotta wonder - if you can speak well enough to say you “I can’t breathe”, then by definition, you CAN breathe, right? And 11 times? I just don’t understand. Also don’t understand why that cop was being so rough with a guy getting arrested over a bad $20 check.

I understand. Let me try it out sometime?

Been to Ft Smith area once a loooong time ago, and it was a really nice area. I recall driving a road called ‘the pig trail‘, and thought it was funny. We were up t to here going to a wedding at a chapel built by a guy who studied under Frank Lloyd Wright. It was a beautiful place.

That’s a good one. If I didn’t already have one I’d buy yours.

Shit, yeah. What was I saying a couple days ago about cheap guns attracting the weirdest buyers.........? Ok, so how am I gonna make a mainspring for this thing? Is it a leaf spring, or V spring, or coil spring?

Looks like bear scat to me.

SHHHHHHHHHH, she thought it was just textured for pleasure...She's blind, not deaf!

OK, WTF is with the thumbtacks? I haven't watched the news lately, clearly I missed something really stupid...

That's what she said was written there ....in BRAILLE.

OK, watched vids, looked at all the products, and got 1 question: Why not get the Hackathorn for $1 less, and have 3 options?

Who is she? another Disney princess who thinks she can sing?

I know the feeling...

Well, she excelled at Braille...

That's what my Chiropractor said, as she zipped up my pants!

You have (had) that problem too?