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Wow. I thought I was first in line, but it’s gonna turn into a bidding war on that thing!!!

You know who to call....

Hell, I wear socks on the carpet, inside my slippers. Like they say, cold hands, warm heart. What do they say about things relating to feet?

I like most of the style of the furniture, it just looks sterile and unfriendly. Nobody can sit close to anyone. That’s what I was trying to say. It’s got a lonely feel to it. But if that’s your style, I guess you’ve got what you want. Just not my style. I do like the hardwood floors, but...

Love it. Specs??

Comfortable and cluttered are not the same thing. Although I will admit they are often cohabitants.

I think that’s a painting on the wall, made to look 3D when it’s not.

Y’all are so cute together!! It’s almost like we don’t know the real Rabbit...

Looks very...utilitarian. Here, you must watch movie. Here, you must sit and eat. Here, you must drink and lean on the bar... Do you not have anywhere to just hang out and do all three? Something with couches?

They’re all about to find out he smokes really cheap shitty cigarettes....

So you're saying you are an Island Pirate, right?

FTFY

Is that what you use your girlfriend for? I'm just over here taking notes for when I can use them...

Future Ex used to get upset over something stupid and say that I’d hurt her little last feeling. She was more right than either of us knew!!

PM on the way!!

I have your bayonet.

Great! I got a box of ammo for you

Anybody here own a 300 Win Mag rifle?

That’s what you get when you marry someone still in her 20’s and then buy your in-law’s house.