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  1. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Perhaps...But for WHO???
  2. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Naw, you fish until you catch a good one, then you quit and hang that trophy on the wall.
  3. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Black side out. Much better unless you’re in a muscle car or a Jeep
  4. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Fuckitall. I’m gonna go home and blame it on COVID. Just kidding #adultingsucks
  5. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Not this guy!! Shot both the same day I picked em up!!!
  6. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Really, it’s been a shitty week. And I’m still working for a few more hours, and will be working tomorrow. But I gotta laugh about it. No other options allowed.
  7. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Damn! I gotta find me a new ex-wife real fast! I wanna play in the clubhouse!!! Maybe I can get divorced Twice in the SAME YEAR, that’ll be like Hollywood!!
  8. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    If you burn it down now, it’ll still be on their insurance, AND you’ll get your earnest money back!!
  9. Axeman

    Public toilets?

  10. Axeman

    Public toilets?

  11. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Call a country vet and they might sell it to you without the visit.
  12. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Damn! If I had the extra cash, I'd loan it to you. I know that Tabuk means a lot to you...
  13. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    It is now officially “Don’t shower with your watch on” weather. Carry on, you soggy bitches!
  14. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    I got mine last night too! Thanks Steggy!!
  15. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    YAWN... No, really, I’m paying attention, and that’s fascinating stuff....
  16. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    I was thinking “dried gecko buttholes”, but clearly neither of us have any idea what that is. And also we both thought of buttholes, so that’s kinda weird...
  17. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    What’s a stack of shitty imported cars got to do with it? I don’t understand...
  18. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Got any extra time?? I could use a shitload of that!!!
  19. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Same. Well, I got halfway through it, looked at it and thought “What’s all the fuss about??” Tossed it. I never was one for really being out of control of my own body. I’m plenty crazy inside my own skull, no real need for substances to enhance that bullshit!!
  20. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Tell me more...
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