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No, you need a suppressor.

Yeah, but a Keurig makes shitty coffee. No matter what kind of coffee you put in it, it’s always too weak. They need to make something with double the coffee capacity and the same amount of water.

Naw, YOU can stick around and take care of the left flank.

Tango Down

I think he meant he was feeling his own booty hole.

Morning, Deer...

My first AK. Smooth as silk, love the thing. But just like any underfolder, you’ll want to wrap the stock with paracord to make it slightly more comfortable. And just like any AK, don’t bother putting a scope on it since accuracy is more of a vague concept than a reality with these things.

Did the cat vote Libertarian?

This is why as I get more angry, I typically get more polite. I think profanity in an argument dilutes the veracity. But if I get to the point where I stop speaking entirely, you might want to exit the premises rapidly. Fortunately, that has never happened. Yet.

Karen: “Apathy kills, Hank!” Hank: “I don’t care.” — Californication

That’s the same look my ex-wife would give me when I’d remind her yet again that she had the safety on her bra

I hate you

Guys - remember Rule #1 around here: Don’t be a dick.

Well, I do always try to look at the bright side, and I appreciate you doing so too!!

Sorry for your loss, buddy. This has been a shitty year for everyone, but somehow it keeps getting worse. Safe travels, my friend.

Think I’ll go hang out in the Tata Thread

On the bright side, there goes my Ex-wife’s property values!!! Totally kidding, I wish her the best

As old as my tongue, and a little older than my teeth!