If the end of that first sentence didn't do it, I'm pretty sure I can't help.
Knew a guy that built safe doors... the Kingdom asked him to bid building doors for individual safes in what was basically a locker room.
He priced it so he could retire if they took the bid. I never heard from him...
Took that picture for a friend because he said that Publix was "rationing" their cheese. Note that there aren't even any people in the aisle. Store had bread, eggs, cheese, flour, didn't think to look for yeast, and plenty of meat.
300 dollar side stickers and a $4K spoiler... holy shit.
EDIT: My last car was $5500. The one before that was $3800... been driving those two for a combined total of like 15 years.