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I’m replacing a kitchen island that another company installed poorly, it was supposed to be a clean install. So I arrived earlier to find the island hadn’t been removed yet, and the plumber has already started hooking up the sink. Also, my saw keeps flipping the breakers, so I can’t do the...

Then do it some more

Yeah, I get that a lot

I do have a headache…But I think it’s this job I’m doing today.

Did it ever work?

Ok, now I have the puzzled look…

Every time I call the boss’s phone to call in sick, I get my own voicemail.

Dammit. I already committed to work tomorrow, or I’d be IN.

I heard a tiny bit of the stupidity on the news at a customer’s house yesterday. Seems they’re arguing about someone’s reasonable right to defend themselves vs the danger to a large community that is potentially in the line of fire, vs the likelihood of the perpetrators having guns…blah blah...

First symptom of AIDS is a pounding feeling in your ass…

Of course it was a woman driving. Only thing more appropriate would be an Asian woman. They’re the worst drivers.

Crazy thing is that you have more grey and less hair than me…

G’merninY’all

I was at a jobsite earlier today, went to toss the trash in the little handy plastic dumpster at the curb, and saw this: Somebody was having waaaayyy too much fun at a construction site on a Tuesday. Gotta be 30+ cans and bottles in there if different brands. Sheesh!

Looks like an awesome sex machine!!

Who??

I’d love to see it someday!!

I got a plastic plum set for sale cheap