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not enough monsters. Drink 3 more and see how you feel.

That's terrible, I can't even imagine... As with much of life, there's a middle ground that seems often ignored, between absolute personal responsibility and coddling everyone. Iran does a lot of drug testing (voter registration, school registration, licensure of all types) and people still...

Fun fact: Iran will fucking kill you for simple possession of heroine...yet they still have the worst abuse rates in the region.

Bruuuuuuuh, that shit ain't due til the 15th

Bruh, get like 300 guineas. Then when those have lost their shock value, release a few dozen geese on her property.

A little ghost pepper, garlic, and brown sugar would do nicely.

I see this stuff pop up all the time and it's tempting. How well does it work?

Nah, the last debate just depressed me, I'm skipping that shit...

The pizza kind of mushrooms or the kind that make you hear colors?

@karlvv is a dirty, dirty whore.

felching....fucking autocorrect

I don't know what that is, but @karlvv is a fan of fetching

You should go in and tear it down, then tell them that you're Mongolian and you just couldn't help yourself.

Lol

Aight, who's got them photoshop magic skills and can whip up a good state ID??

I'm done.

Fuck it, I'm bored

I don't think you're allowed to hang black things anymore.