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  1. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Is that a fucking pube?
  2. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    OK, fine. @3x bruh, I say a lot of dumb shit on here. Very rarely is it serious. Nothing was meant to offend. FFS my mother is a lawyer.
  3. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Ain't no shame in that
  4. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    The members of Congress that I don't hate are not lawyers.
  5. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    This makes me happy and horny... Hapny? Hornpy?
  6. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Just to clarify, in case anyone has taken this as anything other than joking, I don't actually hate lawyers.....except the ones in Congress...fuck every last one of them.
  7. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    I'd equate them more with chemotherapy drugs. Absolutely necessary when needed, but still fucking toxic.
  8. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Lawyers are evil?
  9. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Little known fact: lawyers are actually bottom dwelling sea creatures. This, if you give one a pair of cement shoes and drop him off a boat in the ocean, you're actually just returning him to his natural habitat and making the world a better place.
  10. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Yeah, I figure that the dong is gonna give me all sorts of trouble when it shows up
  11. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Drill
  12. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    This is definitely an easy one. Even the upper guard came off the gas tube without a fight.
  13. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Dear God, that is much easier than trying to wrestle handguards off an AR
  14. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Bruuuuh, the retarded shit I've seen in my buddy's house is ridiculous... Missing junction boxes, junction boxes not secured, improper junction boxes, irrigation system was an absolute dumpster fire, the coil in the 'brand new' air handler keeps freezing over...it's awesome
  15. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    I'm practicing to be Biden's speechwriter
  16. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    This one time, I shoved gardening shears up my ass, but the lock came off and the blades open ..then I farted and chopped my intestines up, but it was OK because the magic chimichanga of destiny was there and a wise old bullfrog resected my bowel while I thumb wrestled Saddam Hussein
  17. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    don't need to hide your identity if you kill everyone and disable the cameras...
  18. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    I find random ammo all over the damn house...
  19. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    I traded a P9S (god I miss that little bastard) for a POS century FAL. Giant turd... Then sandy hook happened and someone offered to trade me a Ducati for that POS...
  20. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    I really wanted to love the new RAZR, but I returned it after 2 days...absolute turd. Performance on par with mid level phones from 3-4 years ago.
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