This could easily be me....
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/a-hiker-got-lost-in-colorado-then-ignored-rescuers-calls-because-they-came-from-an-unknown-number/ar-AAPXOp8
Maybe i should quit worrying about making some of my family's Christmas gifts. One person in particular has given me 2 yeti cups over the years. I've never used either of them.
Or maybe I should take a hint and buy her a yeti cup.
I can't belive a comprehensive spreadsheet (or any list) could be made near accurate. My dang office can't get a phone list right with about 50 names on it.
We've got the same problem on our road. It's po dunk junction cable or satellite. Crazy thing is we are only out of cox cable range by 125 yards or so. But I'm not paying them to run the wire.