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I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy poofs, of we didn't love cheesy poofs, we'd be lame

I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie woooooorld. I’m made of plastic, it’s fantastic…

The Kaaba. Muslims believe it is the بيت الله house of God....a big black cube The NSA, knows everything and does whatever the fuck it wants with impunity...a big black cube Is the NSA god?

مرحبا يا حبيبي. كيف الهل؟

ما سلامة حبيبي

ابن الكلب

كافر سلافية

هل تهديدنا؟!؟!؟!؟

I know the sounds for Greek letters, and a few words specifically relating to math...

Bruh, I haven't tied a tie in years...FTS. I was chatting with another student in my Arabic class about other classes taken and post school plans. He asked if I was gonna work for State....'God, I hope not'

FBI: "We see that you paid one bill 3 days late ...13 years ago....you're disqualified."

محمد رسول الله Mohammad is God's messenger The next, and final for Sunni, line of the Shahada. Shia have another line about Imam Ali, but everyone fucking hates them...

لا اله الا الله There is no god but God. That's the first line of the 'shahada' or profession of faith, but a good demonstration of the difference in the terms.

That's the G vs g الله is the abrahamic God اله is the non-specific god

I ordered some cigars from a place in west palm. They should have been here today, but for some reason USPS sent them to Maryland...

Russian is weird. The Cyrillic alphabet has a lot of characters that look familiar, but have very different sounds.

Most .gov application questionnaires: "Have you ever manufactured or trafficked illegal goods?" That one that shall not be named: "Have you ever done a line of coke off the ass of a Filipino tranny hooker named Scott while planning an extrajudicial targeted killing?" Fucking state department...

Also, 'are you threatening me?!?!?' And 'God is the greatest'

Come to the dark side, learn a new language? Hell, you could drop a few years doin the school thing and follow me (see what I did there?)

هل تهديدنا؟!؟ الله أكبر!!!