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But I already have my torches lit...something is getting burned down
You can torch my house and the 2 cars in the driveway, I could use the insurance money to get out of this place, move and get a new ride.... just shoot me a txt in advance so I can get my dogs and guns out of here before you light it up.

I'll even tell the authorities it appeared to be some white males with pointed hoods and I could not get a good description.
 

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You can torch my house and the 2 cars in the driveway, I could use the insurance money to get out of this place and move and get a new ride.... just shoot me a txt in advance so I can get my dogs and guns out of here before you light it up.

I'll even tell the authorities it appeared to be some white males with pointed hoods and I could not get a good description.


No you did not get your guns out Wink wink nod nod
 

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No you did not get you guns out Wink wink nod nod
No, I kinda have to, my rider on the policy doesn't cover much :(

And I don't have any old junk to make it look like I had $50K worth when they do the inspection
 
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Speaking of buy back - maybe we could do a buy back here in some poor, impoverished area of atlanta and split the weapons afterwards?
IN! .... well as long as you have someone there that can run serials through NICS, I don't need any hot pieces
 

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They will know airops is involved and you will get busted. 6969696969 is not a real s/n, better just leave that one alone.
 

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They will know airops is involved and you will get busted. 6969696969 is not a real s/n, better just leave that one alone.
Bro, that last gun I sold you was partially-legit, why do you keep throwing me under the bus? It's almost like you are trying to get people to not like or trust me ........
 
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Then I changed it to 123456789 and unloaded it to some guy named Balthaz, don't tell him though.
 
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