I have a small dick and REALLY want an H1 Hummer Wagon...but with a Cummins in it so it runs.
If the choice were 100% mine, I'd get the Audi All Road, or VW Passat Diesel Wagon. My wife hates wagons though.
I could get some lesbian friends to straw purchase one for me.You'll have to buy a used Subaru, I'm pretty sure they won't sell a new one to a straight guy.
I don't know how rigorous their lesbian verification process is, but I'd say it could get interesting. Do you have a go pro?I could get some lesbian friends to straw purchase one for me.