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It really sucks. Even a sharpened toothbrush handle can get you into hot water. It's a real bitch. In Switzerland I can almost certainly get by with a small swiss army knife. I had my Spyderco Delica taken at the Louvre in Paris, but it was returned upon exit from the museum. The knife was 100% illegal to possess in France, but given the tourist traffic they kind of ignore it.
 

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It may just be best to take some hand-to-hand combat lessons, get up to speed on Muay Thai/Jiu Jitsu/Karate/etc
 
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What about one of these?
i have one of these (somewhere).. kinda nifty. too bad i have no idea where i put it!
 

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beer bottle, or actually wine bottle. bust it over someones head.

or you could go all Hollywood and break the bottom out like they do in the movies and cut the thug
 

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Hey y'all. I'm going to be spending a good bit of time in Europe over the next few years, and I need to come up with some good ideas for innocuous looking improvised weapons. Knives are iffy, especially locking knives. I'd love to carry one (and I probably will) but I'll be doing so at my peril.
What are some other good ideas that won't draw too much attention?

Tactical pens? I'll get one as soon as I figure out a decent brand.

It can't be anything that looks too "tactical", the more benign looking the better.

Thanks Gang!

HGUN
walk with a limp and have a gun cane or knife cane.. lead filled cane .knife necklace
 

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walk with a limp and have a gun cane or knife cane.. lead filled cane .knife necklace
Yeah, that's get my ass tossed in the clink. You might be able to get away with it here, but there's no way I'm doing that in Europe.
 
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Yeah, that's get my ass tossed in the clink. You might be able to get away with it here, but there's no way I'm doing that in Europe.
baseball bat cricket bat..going to take some creative thinking and depending on surrounding resources..you're a creative resourceful guy..shouldn't be to difficult
 

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baseball bat cricket bat..going to take some creative thinking and depending on surrounding resources..you're a creative resourceful guy..shouldn't be to difficult
It's tougher than you think. If you are carrying anything that you don't have an immediate an legal purpose for, you can be cited. Utility knife and not a carpenter on the job.,..go to jail. No shit.
 

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It's tougher than you think. If you are carrying anything that you don't have an immediate an legal purpose for, you can be cited. Utility knife and not a carpenter on the job.,..go to jail. No shit.
to hell with european socialist republic..i dont do business there and probably wont ever go..learn crav maga and hope for the best
 

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to hell with european socialist republic..i dont do business there and probably wont ever go..learn crav maga and hope for the best
The business is too good to pass up. It's also worth the visit.
 

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Hey y'all. I'm going to be spending a good bit of time in Europe over the next few years, and I need to come up with some good ideas for innocuous looking improvised weapons. Knives are iffy, especially locking knives. I'd love to carry one (and I probably will) but I'll be doing so at my peril.
What are some other good ideas that won't draw too much attention?

Tactical pens? I'll get one as soon as I figure out a decent brand.

It can't be anything that looks too "tactical", the more benign looking the better.

Thanks Gang!

HGUN

Carabiners... they make GREAT brass knuckles.
 
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