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Howard Law
  1. Jake

    Public toilets?

    Damn man, you always make me jealous with the awesome shit you post. That looks badass.
  2. Jake

    Public toilets?

    He won't join because me and @Hoss(IIRC) gave him a ton of shit about being a shady ass unlicensed used car dealer several years back. He still hates us both for that and seeing as I'm a moderator and Hoss is an Admin I doubt he'll ever join. He talks shit about us now that we are both banned(at...
  3. Jake

    Public toilets?

    You don't have to justify your poverty lights to us man, we won't judge you...out loud.
  4. Jake

    Public toilets?

    Well, when my 2,000 lumen Baton Pro isn't much brighter than my 1,000 lumen S1R II, and neither one of them are brighter or even as bright as my 1,000 lumen TLR-1 HL, that's proof enough for me.
  5. Jake

    Public toilets?

    1,200 ACTUAL Lumens/24,000 candela. Fenix/Olight, etc. falsely claim higher lumen numbers and bury their candela numbers. My (busted) Olight Baton Pro claims 2,000 lumens but only has 4,500 candela. It's probably not getting anywhere close to either of those numbers. I guarantee you this...
  6. Jake

    Public toilets?

    1,200 actual lumens/24,000 candela. It's not the Modlite with 1,350 lumens/54,000 candela but it'll do for now. Plus, Surefire = clout so I can flex on the gram now too.
  7. Jake

    Public toilets?

    Go be poor somewhere else.
  8. Jake

    Public toilets?

    Finally ordered a new EDC light. I lost faith in Olight. I wanted a Modlite PLHv2 but can't swing it right now. That'll be my next torch though.
  9. Jake

    Public toilets?

    Nothing like a little fish scale before smoke checking tyrants.
  10. Jake

    Public toilets?

    Yes! This rain sucks too. From what I've read, we need some sunshine and warm temps because the coronavirus hates sunshine and heat. Unfortunately the 15 day forecast doesn't look too promising for that.
  11. Jake

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    Nice! Hope all of this coronavirus shit is over with by then. This shit is getting old fast.
  12. Jake

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    When is boog baby gonna be here?
  13. Jake

    Public toilets?

    It's some bear from a video game. I don't remember what it's from exactly though. I was trying to remember that earlier today and couldn't. It was a hand-me-down from the neighbors kid that he wears as play clothes.
  14. Jake

    Public toilets?

    My 2 youngest kids are ready for the boog. My youngest is gonna bail out once wifi goes down and I lose cell service and she can't connect to my mobile hotspot anymore though.
  15. Jake

    Public toilets?

    People like that will never join here. Can't hide behind stupid rules and tattletailing here.
  16. Jake

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    Dimebag Darrell? I thought you died?!?
  17. Jake

    Public toilets?

    My hair was actually really long in that pic. I forgot my clippers and my razor at the house. I normally keep my head shaved without a guard in the winter and with a razor in the summer.
  18. Jake

    Public toilets?

    Here's me and my daughter at my cousin's wedding last year...
  19. Jake

    Public toilets?

    I'm 33, I am a dad, I don't go to neighborhood BBQ's because I openly hate my neighbors, I rarely drink beer, and I carry a 9mm CZ P-07. I have been cut off before, and I just went around and started pouring out of random people's pitchers into my glass as I struck up a conversation with them...
  20. Jake

    Public toilets?

    I do mostly hate everyone...