Word of advice. If you ever post something like that don't share it with your wife. They won't find it as funny as you do. I was told that I can do my own dishes and laundry from now on.
I don't have any whiskey glasses at the apartment. They're all in a box at my house waiting on the movers. Good thing it comes in a bottle.
Also, I'm pretty sure my neighbors hate me already. I did bring my stereo.