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Howard Law
  1. Shemp

    what to do

    Yeah you are far...but it's not like you're not outside my window watching me every night so...
  2. Shemp

    what to do

    It's all the snark.
  3. Shemp

    what to do

    No...
  4. Shemp

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    Being that I am 6'3", an engineer, no diseases ever and am not an idiot with arguably above average looks my sperm is worth quite a bit.
  5. Shemp

    what to do

    I've got a NIB WASR 10 for $525 for whoever can get it tomorrow...
  6. Shemp

    what to do

    Great. What's the going rate for a healthy kidney?
  7. Shemp

    what to do

    Pretty much. I would keep 1 AK47 and maybe 1k rounds for it...but the bulk of it would go and be replaced by an Arsenal SGL31 and 9k rounds of 7n6..and around 12-15 bake lite or combloc ak74 mags.
  8. Shemp

    what to do

    Yeah but am I cool finally?
  9. Shemp

    what to do

    Well I am going to sell a NIB WASR 10 that Gunsite Grad peer pressured me into buying...and likely some 7.62x39 ammo.
  10. Shemp

    what to do

    So I have the opportunity to pick up a few nice guns and a lot of ammo for cheap...but I need to decide which caliber to go with as I can only afford one. Right now I have a couple AK47S and a couple AK74s...i have the opportunity to buy about 6600 rounds of 5.45 for pre-ban prices, about .165...
  11. Shemp

    Russian School competition

    With some of the girls I've seen from there, me too.
  12. Shemp

    Russian School competition

    In Russia girl brides you
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    Well, I did it

  14. Shemp

    Well, I did it

    Your mom's wider.
  15. Shemp

    Russian School competition

    Russian "Patriot" Contest fro 9-10th grade kids in school Meanwhile, in the US:
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    This is why my craft employees aren't allowed to wear jewelry

    Amazing that can happen without the skin ripping to pieces. You'd think it wouldn't come off in one piece like that.
  17. Shemp

    Go ahead and add this to your Amazon wish list

    that's awesome. I want
  18. Shemp

    Gun storage while on a cruise ship

    Disassemble it and put the parts in different places throughout your vehicle...engine bay, behind interior trim pieces...or secret the pieces in your anal cavity on the ship. We all know you're just going to take ti apart and bring it on the ship anyway. Do they open your luggage and inspect it...
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    Automobile Dealer Doc Fees

    They are...but mostly because the Cummins engine is a BEAST. Mines an auto unfortunately but it was just rebuilt a year ago.
  20. Shemp

    Automobile Dealer Doc Fees

    The 12v are the mechanical pump trucks...98.5 and up are computer controlled... If I could put my 12v engine in a new 4 door body that would be perfect. I want a 2005ish body...or new lol. Just can't afford it. Mines got 330k on it and runs like a champ.