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Howard Law
  1. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    But they’d still have the royal family. One of their princes was a Nazi sympathizer and would have been put on the throne if Hitler had won.
  2. Axeman

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    I wear a lot of camo to work in - DCU, BDU, ACU, tigerstripe, digital tigerstripe (Air Force), but I try not to mix them, because that’s just too hideous. They make great construction clothes.
  3. Axeman

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    You need to move to Florida so the headline will be right. “Florida man kills 3 home invaders with Revolutionary War Rifle”
  4. Axeman

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    The shithead behind the counter at the pawn shop should’ve stopped the sale if the guy said he was a felon. That’s an instant red flag.
  5. Axeman

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    Y’all stop flirting and work out a payment plan on that thing already!!!
  6. Axeman

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    Bah. I stopped caring about the NFL even before all that kneeling bullshit, but that really was the last nail in the coffin. Buncha damned thugs, for the most part. I got no time or money for their crap.
  7. Axeman

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    I am never going camping with YOU!!!!
  8. Axeman

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    Damn. I was worried for a bit there that I needed to start buying much tighter pants and shirts, talk with a lisp, and buy a VW!! But instead I get mentioned separately! Time for me to find a few (female) porn stars of my own!!!
  9. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    I’m I the exact opposite camp. Not only do I dislike T-tops, I hate sunroofs in general. My 2 4Runners have sunroofs, and I never open them. And the shade stays closed. Just a damned bad idea to cut a hole in the roof.
  10. Axeman

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    All right guys, so far it's only Me and @cmshoot at the range on Friday... That'll be great because I'll get to learn a ton of cool shit for $30, but it'll suck if he has to cancel the range day due to lack of people showing the fuck up!!!!
  11. Axeman

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    Kiddie porn people should be kept UNDER the jail.
  12. Axeman

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    Yeah, mine never went to fists, except one time on my Mom, and I was there to witness it. Then I got to hear the struggle as they fought for the phone while I tried to dial 911 from the other end of the house. Good times... Well, at least from the perspective that I learned how a Dad...
  13. Axeman

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    You're nice. My parents broke cutting boards on my ass, and then my Dad went for tree branches. Ahh, the good old days...o_o
  14. Axeman

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    I guess I was 'lucky', the #1Son never drew on walls, or really tore up much of anything. He does NOW (16yrs) have an issue with not understanding SECURITY, and passes out the key and alarm code to the house (GRRRRR), but I hope I made enough of an impression this last time that we won't have...
  15. Axeman

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    Did you season the bacon? I use truffle oil, garlic, a bit of paprika, and salt. Makes it even better.
  16. Axeman

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    Meh. I love bacon (see above post), but WaHo doesn't know how to make baconium correctly. They just burn that shit and don't season it at all. Sausage FTW at WaHo
  17. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Go with the wheelgun - more reliable than a hi-point, and less painful to shoot.
  18. Axeman

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    You gonna spin over there and get it????
  19. Axeman

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    Breakfast: Bacon with a side of bacon.
  20. Axeman

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    No need for hangars and closets! Efficiency, Russian style!