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The only way to drink scotch is neat..that's it.

That's what your moms say.

You'd hate to see the hammer in my junk drawer.

I love scratched up guns.

Dick Monster cataloged.

I just call you to come pick up your mom.

Those little breathalyzers work great. I don't know how anyone can drive at .07+ I'm totally shitcanned at .06.

Nope, never done that. In college I did knock my room mates drunk ass out, and take home the drunk 16 year old he collected at a party though. Good job. Sometimes it's best not to mind your own business.

These cut proof Blackhawk! gloves make it difficult to type for sure.

When I try, it just looks like I have cerebral palsy,.

I've been getting up to speed. This weekend when stripping wiring out of the Chevy, a group of kids walked passed the driveway. One kid asked "Hello sir, what kind of car is that?" His friend responded, "Dakar fru da o skoo" I concurred, "yep, it's from the old school". Old dogs can learn.

Damn, and I thought I was just getting lucky.

Meh, I wait until 3-5pm for all my longest runs. The hotter the better.

I love heat and humidity. Hell,it's hotter in Nebraska. GA isn't that bad at all.

No problem. Every place I checked wanted $350-$450 for labor alone. I did the whole thing for $380.

Did it myself. Re-wired the whole sonofabitch, and installed an 8" powered subwoofer. It took about 8 hours start to finish. Not bad considering the amount of custom fabrication and in-dash modification I had to do. If I'd let Best Buy do it, I'd be fucked. There's no way they would have...

An ethnically diverse surgery team is the second thing I would look for right after purchasing my Ali Baba pace maker.

At least his wife likes it.

Key West...thanks for rubbing it in dude. lol

They allow rice brewed beer on the islands?