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Howard Law
  1. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    That’s a Wolverine, not a Jaguar! Crisis averted.
  2. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    I will admit, they are sexy looking beasts. There’s one rotting away in front of the mechanic next to the cabinet shop in Woodstock. Been sitting there unmoved for three years. I think when they replace the parking lot they’ll have to just pave over it.
  3. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    That would be a blessing.
  4. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    No. It’s pronounced JAAAAAAAAAAAGGGG.
  5. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    What year? I got a 93 Toyota - one of the most fucking reliable critters around, but the age is making parts wear out with only 149K on the clock. And low mileage on a Jag of that era is NORMAL. Back then, the joke when you told someone you had a Jaguar was for them to ask what your OTHER...
  6. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Have you ever seen me wearing sweat pants?? Not since I was in 7th grade. But yeah, I carried a Desert Eagle .50AE back then...
  7. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Omg, don’t do it. @1776 bought a 80’s -90’s era Jag a while back, and it broke down on him while he was driving it home. From the Colombus area, I think...he made it halfway to Savannah.
  8. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Well, he’s flashing the gun to match the tattoo on his calf, so the whole ensemble just kinda...works...ya know...
  9. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    I thought the trick to no-belt carry while wearing sweatpants was to balance it on top of your dick.
  10. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    He’s got a belt, it’s just a thin wimpy canvas thing that’s same color as the Capri pants.
  11. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    What is a double underfolder? Folding bayo and stock?
  12. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    My BFPU handguard on my Yugo rifle had a bit of cosmo in it...it started leaking that shit the first time I put a couple mags through the rifle. Those HGs get a bit warm. Luckily, I had an old t-shirt in my range bag to clean it up with.
  13. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    I’ve got @1000 rnds of x39, for 2 rifles that aren’t my 1st or 2nd line guns, so I guess I’m good. Or at least as good as I will have to be for now.
  14. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Is that why it’s fighting season in the Middle East? Everyone fasting?
  15. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Shemp got it?
  16. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    I really hate you sometimes, like right now. I ain’t got $1100 either. Dammit.
  17. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    I wasn’t suggesting it. Part of the reason I don’t own your NM A2...Nice gun, but not as easy to move.
  18. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Yet again, one man’s customization is another man’s renovation project...
  19. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Star Wars dorks > Trekkies.
  20. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Damn. That looks nice, but no way I should do that right now.