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Funny, but dark as hell. Gotta wonder where this guy was unearthed...looks Russian from the helmet and the grenade

Checked my books, no record of anyone ever using HP, or anything that looks like that from any angle. Apparently French proofs of that era were lightly engraved because they were concerned that stamping the metal after the proofing was done could weaken and therefore negate the proof.

Maybe...lemme check my books

I didn’t make it up. A raccoon told me. Seriously, I heard it somewhere a while back, can’t recall where. Doesn’t matter anyway, @Shemp apparently decided to go with the new company anyway. Which I thinking the right move. So, good job doing what I say. You earned 10 brownie points!

LOVE those things. You can keep your Magpul, DD, and Troy sights. Matech is my favorite. I put that shit on everything. Usually find ‘em on eBay for around $40-$50

And now you can say stuff like that without me going “Huh? What? Someone say my name??”

Didja keel et????

But they’re the kind of friends that I prefer not to know, I’m plenty happy with them being happy and somewhere else. And I hear they taste like shit anyway.

My feedback file has a lot of gaps from people not leaving me any, even when I left some for them...

Some of my recent work: This is a pocket door we made, and I had to inset the hardware without a jig or template Just had the metal parts. Took a dremel tool with a snake extension, dentist-style bits, and the better part of a day.

The statistics I heard from a raccoon that was sitting on a branch above my campsite 6 years ago was that 90% of people who give their notice, then accept an offer to stay at their old job are not there 6 months later.

I think you answered your own question. You do that a lot...

I wish to consume the unborn.

Do the sea shells help scrub the dirt off? Remember the Sea Shells thing from Demolition Man? Lol. Hey didn’t make toilet paper anymore, and instead there were 3 sea shells next to the toilet. Stallone kept trying to ask and nobody would explain it

Pregnant?

Yes. I’ll tattoo a dick on your face for free!

You got shot in the leg too?

Damn. I treated the house for fleas the dog brought in on Saturday, and apparently it hasn’t worked worth a shit. Stuck some of that oil-type (not sure which brand, but like Frontline) on the dog 2 weeks ago, and then again Saturday, and he’s still scratching. Y’all got any ideas? Will that...

Well shit - I don't want to get bit by a hamster, either!

Well, thanks you for clearing that up...because I'll never leave GEORGIA...Even if I go back to Italy or Germany or Austria or France or...wherever. I'll still be in Georgia as far as snakes are concerned. Perfect.