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Preparedness Depot in Acworth, GA
  1. Shemp

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    There is no light duty only Boog duty
  2. Shemp

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    CZs are like shopping at Sprouts because Whole Foods is too commercial
  3. Shemp

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    9x19 is getting mad at the car wash boy when he cant get your 315 series BFGs on your lifted Wrangler as shiny as you can
  4. Shemp

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    9x19 is thinking everyone let's their wife peg them for Valentines day
  5. Shemp

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    5.7x28 is adding fried tofu to your organic kale salad with balsamic reduction on your cheat day at Whole Foods
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  7. Shemp

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    You forgot the lumbar support seat covers and earl grey tea
  8. Shemp

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    .45 is wearing socks with crocs to get more pink bismuth from the local apothecary Shit.
  9. Shemp

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    You've just described my entire existence.
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  11. Shemp

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    I'll stay right here in 1911 thanks...here's a thruppence for some candied beets
  12. Shemp

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    Go think about what you just did.
  13. Shemp

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    Oh. I dont understand the young people with your telephonic devices and videographic novellas
  14. Shemp

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    They were likely mad you outgayed them
  15. Shemp

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    On his arm
  16. Shemp

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    In adult please
  17. Shemp

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    Givem hell
  18. Shemp

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    Wtf is that
  19. Shemp

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    SETing....so it is written, so it shall be
  20. Shemp

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    I have to buy youth models