Well, not yet...
After my mom’s first divorce, my dad moved to Corpus Christi, and my mom would sing that song at Karaoke just for the hell of it.
Sad thing is she can’t carry a tune in a bag with three friends helping her...
I'll be happy to come out there and "fix your icemaker".
Is that what it's called these days? Used to be called "Rotating the tires" and "Doing the laundry"...
You could go with the Mossberg MVP - uses AR-type mags, either in .308 or 5.56
I got the .308 LR with 20" fluted barrel, and bought a Primary Arms 4-14x44 scope. Good out to 600 yards, maybe 800. Total was right at $1K
Also: Sleep in a double-wide hammock. That's another way to decide if you truly love someone, and if they don't want to kill you in the middle of the night it may last!