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I was drunk...sorry

How far is she, I need a hair do

I wanna look good for @jstegman

Fine , I'll post a pic of me. A real one

It's kind of funny how essential everyone is. I guess nail salons are about the only thing I've seen closed...which just makes this all the more absurd.

Well I got my official unofficial water infrastructure essential worker permission slip to be outside today...because that's where we live now.

Sri lanka tea bruh

At least I'm being chased by the hot one.

I told you it would be unprofessional to date you, please stop

No one listens to you you're always drunk

All you need to do is make a deal at the crossroads like he did

I just met up with @Jake and he can confirm I'm 62

Send your stimulus check to me, I can hold it for you Also drink this sri lanka

62

You want 50 bags? IGOT YOU TEA KING

I just drank 2 cups of that Sri Lanka tea at the office. I brought 100 bags here since I have 600 now

Well in your defense that is like 45 mins of your labor

I ripped a hole in one of my polo shirts that I wear often the other day and got really pissed about it. My wife asked why I was mad and I replied it was because I hate having to spend $35 to replace it...then she reminded me it was at least 5 years old and that I have $3,000 in just two of my...