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Do you know why they call New Jersey “The Garden State”? It’s because “The Toxic Biological and Petrochemical Waste Dumping Ground State” wouldn’t fit on the license plates

Yeah, I ate a few of the first ones I shot. I just don’t have the time to deal with them anymore, so I typically bury them in their own holes. The flavor is somewhere between grass-fed beef and pork. It’s pretty good, and I’ve only dumped them into a slow-cooker, haven’t tried doing anything...

Those are my ‘murder slippers’. They were Dockers slippers, and they started falling apart (I’ll never buy another pair) so I taped them together to use for those middle-of-the-night pissing contests when camping.

We’ve got a few less around here...

Another dome shot from the Targetmaster @EugenFJR sold me!

Tango Down Another woodchuck entered the back yard. I sold him an elevator to go see Baby Jesus

You need to get a friend in the I.T. Department who can unblock the best website in the world...

I must be on the same grid. Still no power. Cold shower and head to work!!

True, but up until 1100, COFFEE is what gets my heart started. Especially on a work day.

I’ve got a percolator in the basement, it’s electric and makes about 40 cups of coffee at a time. Let me know if you want to borrow it for your wedding... I don’t have a real fireplace in this house, just shitty gas logs and no chimney, so this was the best alternative to going somewhere for...

I figured it out, got the Elixir of Life flowing from the camping coffee maker.

I think you should get a counselor to help you control that OCD before this gets out of hand. Nevermind, too late.

The guy at Chainsaws R Us said it worked great, and offered to set me up with a payment plan. I asked if it was light weight enough to juggle 3 of them and he kicked me out of the store. So I guess my chainsaw works great , but someone else owns it.:cry:

Do you?

Who the fuk are you?

SET or ODT? Wait - I just stopped caring if it’s ODT.

Now there’s an idea - I’d have less stuff to pack up and move!!!

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