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I'm not too old yet Still got a spring in my step And a sproing in my...

I do not like beer. Can I smash cheap waitresses? Now to pick a bar...

The first rule of HaiKu Klub...You MUST TALK LIKE HAIkU Klub!!!

Why did it happen? The Super WASR you had... Destined for the trash?

Got a sweet OLD .22 single-shot from @EugenFJR today. It's so old the Alphabet boys cain't trek thet sheet....

Y'all need to give some Positive feedback to @Mr. Goodbar for those flatbacks! I got mine today, delivered with a free truck by @Balthaz !! (Most expensive mag delivery fee EVER!!! - But totally worth it!)

That's NOT a Haiku

WRONG! CONAN, how do you set down a drinking horn?? EMPTY

TRUTH. I remember back when I was in high school I was bringing something to my mom who worked at a florist's in the mall. As I was walking out (ALWAYS leave a mall as fast as possible), I passed a guy and girl (they were about my age) sitting at a bench. The guy points to the girl (who was...

Late night, huh?

You just gotta accelerate a lot right before going over the bump. Back tires squish just a bit, spoiler goes right over. Piece of cake.

You should name him @Peanut Butter because he's got shit stuck to his ass!

I'd bang her. And her gavel, too!

Damn! Same happens to me! But I realized recently that part of my issues were from IBUPROFEN. Seems silly not to realize it, but since I stopped taking them for my back pain, my bowel issues decreased drastically. And since I stopped lifting cabinets that weigh WAY THE FUCK TOO MUCH, my back...

You are so awesome! I DO love a good Haiku Write some more now please!

Wait, wait...You need to clarify. Sentence structure 101

Signing tomorrow

If that’s the case, you’re doing it wrong. Yeah, like I’ve got it all figured out....:croc::noidea::rip:

Speak for yourself. Or at least not for me. I’m not sure there’s a quantity of pussy that’s “enough“!

If it goes wrong, lemme try fix ‘em before you throw them away