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Preparedness Depot in Acworth, GA
  1. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    I just gave a shit. @mark23 And apparently @Peanut Butter HASN’T had a shit in at least 3 days. Dude, take some Metamucil!!!
  2. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    YAY!!!
  3. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Thanks again y’all for looking out for me, but it’s too soon.
  4. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Tires??
  5. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Did you just get divorced too??
  6. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    That’d make a really nice hood ornament!!
  7. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Why rent when you can just test-drive?
  8. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Yeah, but where do I buy a new wife?? Don’t answer that.
  9. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Well, I’m not gonna keep saying I’ve been separated for 2 years now...It’ll start to sound like something must be wrong with me...
  10. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Damn, man! What line of work are you in???? And is there room for one more???
  11. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Buying a hole in the water?
  12. Axeman

    Public toilets?

  13. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Well, then. You’re good to go. And no, in case anyone thought maybe there was a hidden divorce reference there, that’s not what happened in my case - as far as I know. Or care.
  14. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Is it better to be cheated than to be cheated on?
  15. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Having the morning coffee with a new friend.
  16. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    G’merninY’all!!
  17. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Yes, please.
  18. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    I thought you had to have a brain to suffer
  19. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    I always did have a thing for Morgan Fairchild. She was damned hot. Wouldn’t kick Loni out of bed, either. But given the choice I’d take both.
  20. Axeman

    Public toilets?

    Well, you ought to know that once you cross a line, it’s difficult to Oh, never mind