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Hmmm....but you’re divorced, right? So I guess it didn’t work...?

See, I don’t have a preference of blondes over brunette or redhead. They’re all sexy in one way or another. Most women have something about them that is lovely, you just gotta find it. Might be her hair, her smile, whatever. That’s NOT to say that I don’t have standards, though.

What was accidental about it?

I think you’re right. I’ll have to watch it again to make sure. It’s a great thing these newfangled TVs don’t ruin the tape when you rewind 800 times...

I know some folks who are getting ready to sell a couple old school Coleman lanterns. Planning to burn down the old farm?

Well, now I know why I dreamed the house was burning down... Found this in the bottom of the dishwasher..

The gif is from ...the internet. And I never would have guessed you’re a Star Wars fan...

What?

You know it. The one north of Woodstock. I prefer Lowe’s.

That hood ornament is something I put together. The girl is from a 1954 Nash, and I replaced her original wing with one from 1955 Buick. Had it on there for about ten years, and always get people asking about it.

Yes, Mila Kunis

And I wrote that after I had lunch at Chik-fil-a. But it was the first time in about a month I’ve had fast-food like that.

Well, I’m gonna sound like @MrsFast306stang , but all that Mexican food is hardly “healthy” - unless you consider healthy quantities to be a good thing... I can’t imagine how much cholesterol and other bad shit is in there. Go natural, and eat like our distant ancestors did - when hungry, only...

THAT is a good question. I’ve been thinking I need to replace my 12” miter saw blade. It’s starting to burn through maple stead of cutting it. Same for my old jobsite table saw. I’ll probably run to Lowe’s and grab something, and spend maybe $60 for both.

I thought that the blonde on your couch IS your girlfriend!!

I don’t understand any of this car-speak. I drive Toyotas that are all 20+ years old. Only bought ONE new car in my life - a 4cyl 1992 Mustang 5-spd. So all that mumbo jumbo about C7 or C8 only brings to mind Canadian service rifles. Same thing happens when someone tries to speak Jeep at me...

Dude, if you don’t start some healthier habits, you’re gonna be at END-life crisis zone too soon!

Well. And I thought I was worthless, but now it turns out I’m just worth less...

So, why didn’t you get one of those redneck cars instead of the redneck car you got?