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True story: Was sitting at a Long Horn restaurant enjoying an 18oz Ribeye when a very skinny & frail looking woman walked by and paused, looked at me and said, "How can you eat such a beautiful animal?" - I responded, "You do realize you are in a steakhouse, right? Besides, I was getting tired...

Vegan = No bacon, No bacon = Unamerican, ergo, Vegan = Unamerican. This concludes our lesson for today :yo:

I just ate some bacon

No, I called you a flaming homo

You boys sure know how to start a Monday off right :thumb: Now both of you go get laid or hit a bong and shut the fuck up ;)

Yet, you tried the OP's test .... hummmmm :boink:

Cool, will send ya a PM

No doubt, but I do enjoy some of their tests.

On a side note: If you paint cars, I might have some work for you depending on where you are located.

just jerking your chain

lol, I went to college but my majors in photographic journalism and music have absolutely nothing to do with my current profession - what's even worse is that I paid most of my own tuition in cash. What a waste!

I blame my intelligence loss on the meth I'm currently smoking .... well, that & the 23 empty cans of gold spray-paint sitting at my feet.

It does? lol, I just read the score and closed the page I apparently score very low in paying attention to stuff

I took it again and scored 93% - but that doesn't really count Your score: 93%! You took the "Mensa Workout" quiz and were awarded 28/30 marks

I didn't read the first page to the end and thought it was timed, so I skipped 2 of the questions :classicfrown:

Now go from that test to this one.... https://www.mensa.org/workout I only scored 68% :(

You cheated and Googled that shit, didn't you? Be honest...

A couple of questions made me think a bit, but I agree, HS level questions at best

I think the questions are a bit mundane to gauge intelligence, but fun anyway

I gots me one of dem P H Dees