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  1. Shemp

    Public toilets?

    Your gaze bends my heart
  2. Shemp

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    It did. I still hate myself for selling it. Like viscerally get mad when I think about it.
  3. Shemp

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    It's fun y how some of.you ACTUALLY think what you drive is a reflection of you.... I know millionaires that drive 20 year old camrys....I know broke dick mother fuckers that drive porsches.
  4. Shemp

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    I used to drive a 98 12 valve ram 2500 that could pull your pussy CR cummins apart....who cares
  5. Shemp

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    Why you explaining yourself to a kid that likes it when ODT hits him because he knows it's from love and not hate?
  6. Shemp

    Public toilets?

    D_maxs T would crush you. It nearly crushed me but not when I powered up to Super Whop 1. Then again I havent yet seen DMaxs final form
  7. Shemp

    Public toilets?

    You fucking up. Jap cars need leftover rice water and shredded hentai manga to run right.
  8. Shemp

    Public toilets?

    Germans stopped engineering in the 80s. What they do now is concept art engineering. Try to mak the most overly complicated system to open the gas filler door and make it so that it needs to be serviced with crushed unicorn horns every 10th openning and the replacement hinge is $6500 shipped...
  9. Shemp

    Public toilets?

    Its surprisingly difficult to find adequately giant enough fake gold chains with Catholic pendants.
  10. Shemp

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    Dude I ain't going soft i got it going bossa nova over here
  11. Shemp

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    I cant even give some of you guys stuff to pretend to be my friend... I'm on my way to being an Alpha Whop
  12. Shemp

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    You guys call each other and talk hot goss?
  13. Shemp

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    He needs the DPF replaced as well. I'm almost positive hes low on DEF too.
  14. Shemp

    Public toilets?

    And an exhaust gas directional alignment
  15. Shemp

    Public toilets?

    5w30 or 5w20 if you gay
  16. Shemp

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    Dats CHEAP.
  17. Shemp

    Public toilets?

    No I like expensive guns, just at 'cheap' prices.
  18. Shemp

    Public toilets?

    Dont let your boss know about your animal obsession either if you want a promotion
  19. Shemp

    Public toilets?

    Arent you a fellow engineer? You're giving us all a bad name
  20. Shemp

    Public toilets?

    Just imagine how perfect all the other seals that can crack and cause limp mode will make you feel.