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"As your drug consultant I must recommend against heroin and maybe push you towards weed or even benzodiazepines lol"

It's been a long time for me too. I happened to be in Macon where our closest one is, and Julie has a gift card. They really did good tonight!

JUST for you Baby!!! @DeanMoriarty getting a hella nice mailcall in a couple days!

I'll give you double what the pawn shop gives for the NODS

I ordered it on Friday so I knew it wouldn't be here until Monday so I forgot about it over the weekend and didn't even think about it until today lol

High class ho

Start with the heroin please so I can make an informed decision when I make the jump

Don't you recognize Simon and Garfunkel when you hear them?

Nuh uh! He has a yard FULL of 12" cocks running around...

Correct! So it's WIDE OPEN!!!

New post office since we moved, I've never been to this one before. JFC what a fucking bitch!!! I taped the shit out of the box, it's insurance so nothing gets ripped open. She's gonna bitch at me bc her pen won't write on the tape?!?!?!?! How about you go fuck yourself, take your bitch ass...

Without seeing her, she already meets his minimum requirements...

I mean sure, let's just go all the way to the top right off the bat!

Tell her you've got a 12" cock and you'll be fine.

Ever just slap forget you have a lower to pick up?

FriendS? Plural?

Thanks! I'm debating. Since I need at least a pair of new tires, I can use that money as part of a down payment instead. I might take a ride to the dealer after work and talk with them. They were pretty ballpark with the numbers when I talked to them over the phone, which was pretty surprising.

drill, tap, and set screw... or a paper clip, a couple of matchstick heads and a piece of bubble gum. I think.

This old weird guy that works a few aisles from me walked up to me while I was eating lunch and says, "What's a gizzle?" I had no idea what he was talking about, then I realized I'm wearing one of my Geissele tee shirts...