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Watch out kids, old-man Laufen down the way will take you out with a 30.06 if he sees you looking at his grass the wrong way. Seriously, what kind of man-bitch wants to chase some kids down and beat them for a fucking candy-wrapper? You have a fucking maid cleaning your house..... I can't even...

Are you really that much of a bitch? Holy shit, I can only imagine how much of a douche bag you'll be when you hit 70

lol, yes, I typed too fast .... kinda like their and they're ... not like that has ever happened :)

Yes, and you throw Snicker's wrappers on some Liberal's lawn who goes ape-shit on ya

Fuck man, I would have called the cops. You can't put up with some shit like that. I agree, you should hunt those little fuckers down and assonate them for leaving their candy wrappers on your precious fucking lawn, in the city .... wait a second here, why didn't you just have your maid pick...

Really? You are that much of a fucking douche bag to yell at some kids in your grass? What the fuck is wrong with you? I thought Liberals would have a much broader sense of acceptance?

Do you own an M1 Garand?

On a more serious note, I realize @Laufen was a sheltered child, raised by tree-huggers (also most likely an only child); He and I tend to give each other shit, so you guys shouldn't take this conversation too seriously. We're just having some fun. I honestly don't give 2 shits about what he...

I was up until you entered the conversation; now where were we?

Wow, I'm impressed how you've tried to turn this back on me. :) Serious question though: Are you this smug with your running buddies, or do you also act like a total dick to people you haven't met in person?

Yeah, I get that, I'm not up to your standards .... I'm crushed. No seriously .... I really do value your opinion .... really ... I do. ;)

You're right, I'm obviously not conforming to acceptable standards, I'll just quit now so as not to receive further internet ridicule. Thanks for your insight.

lol, I was only estimating at 1050, the college weight-room sled could only hold 900 lbs in plates, I had a buddy of mine ride the sled and I still got 2-3 reps out of it. :)

Are you smoking crack? What part of "I'm fat and out of shape" did you not comprehend? How the fuck am I going to get back into cycling without resting my fat ass on the "saddle" for at least a third of any given trip? I know you're probably just poking fun at my fat ass, and I do deserve it...

Are you kidding me? You can't ruin an old-school Schwinn gel seat/saddle/ass-holder....whatever special nomenclature you want to use. If you are honestly doubting me based upon the vocabulary I use for a bike seat, then I have no hope for you. But to your point, I even have one of those...

lol, you act as if I've never ridden a bike before. Believe it or not, I used to leg-press over 1050, Biking was my primary fitness up until I started getting fat and lazy. I grew up in a rural area and rode my bike everywhere, then got into cycling pretty heavily. My point was that my glutes...

I might even have to think about a G21 again. Damn! Wonder how well the .45 would suppress

And therein lies the rub, the reason I got out of 10mm, just so damn expensive :pout:

yep, I must admit, I got a special tingling feeling. Guess I'm gonna have to get back into 10mm