Envelope status update: (sorry this report isn't on the Official Envelope Status Report form)
FedEx envelope remains unsealed and awaiting shipment. Unhappy employee is supposed to come to office today to write account number on shipping label. Update to follow.
And they're are a lot of people not working in general... it's going to hit the food supply eventually. Last time i was in a cannery, their product sat for months before it shipped to stores. Not sure how that stock on hand is doing these days.
Or have kids... they're more permanent. Divorce will cost you a few grand. Two kids cost a grand a month if your wife-at-the-time starts sleeping around at work.
I've been trying to ship a FedEx envelope for almost a week now. Today i found out our mail room does not possess a scale. No scale at all.
This is government summed up.