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    Public toilets?

    I haven't heard the espresso machine fire up in several days. I hope those guys are ok.
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    Nah... I'm the guy that made the envelope- activator-guy come to work today. Edit- he's supposed to come to work today.
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    Envelope status update: (sorry this report isn't on the Official Envelope Status Report form) FedEx envelope remains unsealed and awaiting shipment. Unhappy employee is supposed to come to office today to write account number on shipping label. Update to follow.
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    That's exactly what i was going to say. From the POTUS, who ever that may be... "there's no reason anyone should own...."
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    And they're are a lot of people not working in general... it's going to hit the food supply eventually. Last time i was in a cannery, their product sat for months before it shipped to stores. Not sure how that stock on hand is doing these days.
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    As for me, the internet has enough pics of a fat guy in a plate carrier.
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    My German sticks
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    Ok, now that's awesome!
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    Nice!
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    My daughter is dancing around the room with two $5 bills singing that she's rich. Grandparents pay $1 per A on her report card. Letters arrived today.
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    Viking talk?
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    I'm on my 6th day of trying to mail a FedEx envelope. One freaking envelope. So far, I've had to involve at least seven other people.
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    I made a guy come back to work tomorrow... so he can put the account number on this envelope.
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    Or have kids... they're more permanent. Divorce will cost you a few grand. Two kids cost a grand a month if your wife-at-the-time starts sleeping around at work.
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    Yes. You must have a paper trail when paying blood money to your ex wife.
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    I've been trying to ship a FedEx envelope for almost a week now. Today i found out our mail room does not possess a scale. No scale at all. This is government summed up.
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    I think i sold one of those for $80. Not nickle though.
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    Ever find something in the safe you completely forgot about? Side note... I'm completely out of paper checks.
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    Sunday. Then we were going to go to Margaritas... also closed.
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    Yeah.... my daughter wanted lo mein last weekend. We went there only to see it was closed.