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What's the going rate on this sutff... just found 4 boxes.

Copied from another post by @SouthernSlammed Best to stick it in a 5 gallon bucket! Brine consists of: 4 - 64oz jugs of cranberry juice of choice 2c of salt (2 1/2 kosher) 3c Bourbon of choice 1/2c peppercorns 5 gartic cloves I scale it down to about 25% for one turkey breast (about 8 pounds)

Getting closer...

Last minute grocery run... critique my cart. Spaghetti O's with hotdogs not in this shot.

That reminds me... I've got to go find bottle of Evan from last Thanksgiving to make @SouthernSlammed 's awesome turkey brine.

Couldn't keep up with the parking lot clout? Which suicide are we talking about?

Vehicle envy. Plain and simple. (Just joking, of course)

Closed up shop i guess... or relocated back to Chicago/ NY/ whatever

That parking lot must look like a car show some days.

really? Well, that's welcomed... and unexpected.

But, sir, it 'tis but wafer thin.

Let's make some dust!

Dinner time...

I just want my parking spot back.

Given what i know now, that would be a very short throw.

You're going to need a structural engineer. I can make sure your designs are totally unaffordable. That way you will never get sued.

When your boss calls right after the interview email goes out, it's like "yup. I fucked up." I did however run all this by him before I started anything.

What in the laminated spaghetti hell is that? And where do I get some?

Well, got an email as I was leaving and apparently i made the second round of interviews for a position I'm way, way underqualified for.... In my defense, the initial call for volunteers was really short on details. It sounded like we could help with a small project here and there. Serves...

The only correct response is "buy it and find out" Or... "I'll put some tape over that marking if it bothers you"