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NEVER!!!

Congratulations, I just marked your name out and put it back at the BOTTOM of the list...

Lmao! No choice, pppfffttt. You don't know me very well.

Well, that's 2 of us.

Thanks for understanding man, I REALLY, TRULY appreciate it.

Now you're getting it!

All you need is a rock, a glass door, and some food!

Think he'll listen? I was telling @DeanMoriarty how I have to stand up the menu and table advertisements around my plate to protect my food whenever we go out to eat and I get stuck sitting across from him

Thanks man! Thank you for understanding!

Ya wanna know what I forgot to tell you? My wife only eats well done meat. So when he brought the burgers in on the tray, they had melted cheese on them. My wife asked to make sure they were well cooked so my father-in-law stuck his finger straight through the meat, cheese, everything to...

@Bigigloopt2 https://www.theoutdoorstrader.com/threads/thanksgiving-horror-stories.1555144/

Dude it's EVERY Thanksgiving. BRB. Gonna find you a link.

Shuddap! I know damn good and well what I'm doing.

You're doing it again.

I try, I honestly do. But sometimes I have to vent. Right now the world is coming to an abrupt firey end! No, wait a minute. It's just a toddler screaming his lungs out at 189 decibels bc he's not allowed to get in the pool. I am in Hell.

Take me with you!

I want a Marcus hat when he kicks the bucket

Do you want to eat pre-digested turkey with a coating of saliva on it? I'll bring you some...

So instead of using the serving fork and making a plate, my father-in-law grabs the pieces of turkey and starts eating them with his fingers, while smacking and talking with his mouthful to me across the table of food. And he's NOTORIOUS for spraying. And Julie doesn't understand why I'm...

I need a bigger plate!