The shootey sticks say "I drive a Gelandewagon and refer to it as such... Saying G wagon is far too pedestrian"
Your watch says "I drive a mustang GT, financed at 33% and make NCOs drink"
Marines?
POGs?
Marine POGs?
I had a luminox years ago and I don't remember wtf happened to it. I'm sure I got bored with it and sold it, I just don't remember it happening.
Y'all need new bosses. I can text with one hand, sip coffee, smoke a cigar and get a blowjob from a hooker all at once in the company car and my boss doesn't give a shit .