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  1. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Still better than the other two. With the mustang, there's a 9% chance you'll end up charged with vehicular manslaughter and a 12% chance of being shot in the face for being a douchebag with the BMW
  2. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Everytime you turn that bitch on, there's a 7% chance it'll burst into flames ....
  3. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    If I get on a boat, I'm getting paid for it and bringing shooty pews
  4. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Can I watch? For scientific purposes....
  5. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Well, the Benz is officially gone. Gotta get a hitch on the Camry for a bike rack now.
  6. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    syphillitic paranormal masturbation? Sounds kinky...
  7. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Forty mcfortface
  8. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    كيف حالك يا صاحبي. الطقس بارد هنا صباح اليوم.
  9. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Challenge accepted. When people are honking and screaming at me for driving like 55 on I95 I’m just gonna yell “some dude on the inter webs told me to do this”
  10. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Had to make a trip down to Hinesville today...averaged 34mpg
  11. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    What's that Churchill quote? 'if Hitler were to invade hell, I'd make favorable mention of the devil in parlaiment' Yeah, that's pretty much how I feel about Bezos. If I could lock Bezos and Khamenei in a room, I'd give Khamenei a gun before he went in.
  12. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    I hope his yacht gets mistakenly blown out of the water by the Chinese navy...
  13. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Same reason dick Cheney is still alive, Dem boys sold their fucking souls to the devil
  14. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    I hope he and Jeff bezos end up giving $3 blowies on the same corner so they can buy enough heroine to OD
  15. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Shit quarterly led to an afterhours bloodbath that did not get better during regular trading. Facebook lost like 200 billion in value today and fuckerburg lost like 30 billion in personal wealth.
  16. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    I drove all over savannah today and averaged 31mpg...I'm gonna save enough in gas to pay for like 1/3 of the damn payment.
  17. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    I ordered a pack of their stupid brownie/cookie things, but I can't look at food right now or I'll puke...I need whiskey and tums
  18. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Oh fuck, South Park is back, guess I know what I'm watching after class...
  19. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    I got that retarded Batman Calzoney thing from Little Ceasar's....then at the whole thing because I was hungry as fuck and hadn't eaten all day....now I'm trying to get through this fucking class without puking.
  20. 1776

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Shaved parmesan is legit the only way to get me to eat a salad
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